1. Build a house
2. Kill a person
3. Lock the door
4. Break it into small pieces and make a bracelet
5. Test acid on it
6. Break nuts
7. Break it into small pieces and then throw it into birds or squirells
8. Paint it, put it into a box and give somebody as a present
9. Draw a face on it and play with it like with a doll
10. Drop it on someone's foot
11. Talk to a brick as if it's your best friend
12. Take two bricks, but a desk on them and use the construction as a small table
13. Throw it into windows
14. Put it on some papers, so the wind won't blow them away
15. Train you karate on it
16. Use it to sharpen knifes
17. Put it into liquid gold, then wait when it becomes solid and sell it
18. Put it secretly in someone's bag and see how the person is trying to carry that bag
19. Tell everybody that it's a magic brick and sell it
20. When your roommate is using a nailpolish and you can't stand the smell, just show her a brick and she will be so scared that she will never ever do something that you don't like
21. Tell everybody that a brick is your boyfriend or girlfriend and nobody will never be bothering you with asking out on a date
22. In rush-hour enter a bus with a brick in your hand. I guarantee that no-one would dare to stump on your foot or accidentally kick you. (maybe you won't even need to pay for a bus ride)
23. Give a brick to someone
24. When your roommate is snoring so loudly just drop a brick near her bed and pretend that you are sleeping. She will never ever dare to snore again
25. Use a brick as a model and draw it in details (good drawing practise)
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